ʻAʻohe ona inoa, ʻaʻohe aʻu i ʻike.He ʻāpana ʻōpuʻu wale nō ia o ke ʻano o ka tile terrazzo kokoleka, kahi ʻike hoʻokipa ma ka hope o ka laina hale ʻaina kula.He mau moeʻuhane ia e hoʻihoʻi mai i kahi aliʻi.

Ua ʻike mua au i koʻu ʻano ʻeleʻele i ka wā o ke kau kula ma Ireland.ʻAʻole like me "Normal People's" Marianne lāua ʻo Connell, ʻaʻole i hōʻailona ʻia koʻu ʻike ponoʻī ma Trinity e ke aloha hoʻomāinoino a ʻoi aku paha ma mua o ʻelima mau minuke o ka lā pololei.ʻO kaʻu mea e hoʻomanaʻo nui ai i kēia manawa e pili ana i kēlā manawa ʻo ia ke anu mau, kokoke i ka hungover a me kahi wahi ma ka pā kula i kapa ʻia ʻo The Buttery, kahi i kūʻai aku ai lākou i kahi mea ʻono e like me ka Twix bar akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a me ka ʻole o ka caramel.He meaʻai maikaʻi loa ia ma hope o ka papa, kahi hopena maikaʻi i ka ʻaina awakea a me ka ʻaina kakahiaka.Ma hope o koʻu hoʻi ʻana i ka home a hoʻonele ʻia iaʻu i ʻike ai - e like me ka nui o koʻu mau ʻōpio ʻōpio - ʻaʻole wau i hoʻōki e nīnau i kahi inoa.

ʻOiai, ʻoiai he mau makahiki o ka wehewehe ʻana iā ia i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe a me ka ʻimi ʻana iā ia ma nā huakaʻi ma hope o nā ʻāina ʻē, ʻaʻole i loaʻa iaʻu koʻu aloha."Ua like ia me ka palaoa pokopoko a ka milionaai," wahi a'u i ka poe kanaka, "aole nae e like me ...nani?”A e loaʻa iaʻu me nā maka hakahaka.

A ma hope o koʻu poina ʻana i kaʻu ʻimi, ua hoʻolei mai ke aupuni mōʻī Pelekania i iwi iaʻu.No ka mea, he aha ke ʻano o aʻu a me ka Mōʻīwahine o ʻEnelani, ma waho aʻe o ka makemake i ka corgis?E noʻonoʻo i ka mea i loaʻa iā William i ka keke a kāna kāne kāne i kona male ʻana iā Kate Middleton ma mua?

Noho au i kēlā me kēia makahiki ma ke kikowaena o ka nānā ʻana me ka ʻohana aliʻi a me ka nānā ʻana i ka meaʻai, no laila he mea hiki ʻole i ka makahiki 2011, loaʻa iaʻu nā mākaʻikaʻi Google e pili ana i nā mea i lawelawe ʻia ma ka ʻahaʻaina mare aliʻi.ʻO ka mea aʻu i manaʻo ʻole ai aia ma laila me kahi keke huaʻai ʻewalu papa ʻewalu no ka wahine mare, he ʻano gussied-up o kahi mea hiki i nā makaʻāinana ke hoʻolei pū me nā mea kūʻai nui.

Aia ka'u mea'ai mea'ai hale 'aina ha'aha'a, he hui ma'alahi o ke kokoleka a me ka McVittie's Digestive Biscuits.ʻAʻole ia he hōʻoluʻolu hoʻokipa i ka ʻike hope ʻana i kaʻu mea i pōloli ai i kēlā mau makahiki a pau.Ua like ia me ka ʻike ʻana i ka mōʻīwahine e lawelawe ana i nā meaʻai ʻo Rice Krispies ma nā ʻaina ʻaina mokuʻāina.

I ka manawa i hoʻi hou mai ai ka keke fridge i koʻu ola, ʻaʻole i haʻalele hou.No ka mea pili maoli i ka uhai ʻana i nā mea, he makani ke hana me nā keiki.ʻAʻole pono ia i ka bakena a me ka liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi - he ʻono loa ia i ka wā e paʻa ʻole ana.A ʻo ka mea maikaʻi loa, hiki ke hoʻololi ʻia.Ma hope o kou aʻo ʻana i ke ʻano maʻamau, ʻo ka palena wale nō kou noʻonoʻo.

Hana mau wau i ka'u keke fridge ma ke ʻano hoʻololi ʻike ʻia no ke kūʻai ʻana aku o ʻAmelika.ʻAʻole paʻakikī ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kuki hoʻoheheʻe - he kuki hoʻopunipuni a hoʻomāinoino loa i loko o ke ʻano o ka graham crackers, nā kuki Maria a i ʻole Social Teas - ma koʻu hale kūʻai kūʻai kūloko, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i kēlā me kēia hale kūʻai kūʻai kuki āu e makemake ai.He mea maikaʻi ke keke me Nilla Wafers, ginger snaps a i ʻole Biscoff.

A ʻoiai ʻo Ghirardelli Bittersweet 60% kaʻu kokoleka hoʻoheheʻe i koho ʻia, e noʻonoʻo ʻoe i ka mea hiki iā ʻoe ke hana me ka waiū kokoleka, ke kokoleka keʻokeʻo a i ʻole nā ​​pōpoki butterscotch.Pēlā nō, no ka mea, ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kahi lāʻau pata ʻaʻole aʻu makemake e ʻulaʻula, hoʻohana wau i ka pata ʻeleʻele ma ʻaneʻi, akā maikaʻi nō hoʻi ka pata hehee.A ʻoiai e koi ana ka moʻomeheu i kēlā ʻōlelo Pelekane, ʻo ka syrup gula, e paʻa i nā mea a pau, makemake au i ka syrup kulina maʻalahi.ʻO ka meli ka mea pani maikaʻi.

ʻO kēlā me kēia ala āu e hana ai, ʻo ia ka ʻokoʻa - me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo he legitimately leʻaleʻa - ʻo ia ka mea e lanakila mau ai ka keke fridge.He velvety a me ka ʻūhā.He paʻakai a ʻono.He meaʻai ʻai nona nā meaʻai nui hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻohi ma ke keʻena kūʻai a me kahi keke kūpono maoli no ke aliʻi.

2. E hoʻokomo i nā kuki i loko o kahi ʻeke Ziploc a wāwahi iā lākou me kahi ʻōwili a i ʻole nā ​​mea like.E kū inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi hui o nā ʻāpana ʻokoʻa ka nui - ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻimi nei i nā ʻōpala ma aneʻi.

3. I loko o kahi pā nui, hoʻoheheʻe i ka pata ma luna o ka wela wela.(Ke koho: E mālama i ka pata ma ka wela no kekahi mau minuke, a hiki i ka huʻa a ʻeleʻele.)

7. E ninini i ka hui i loko o kāu pā, e kaomi mālie i nā ʻaoʻao a pau.E ʻokiʻoki ʻia ka keke a me ka puʻupuʻu.

9. Hoʻomaha ma kahi o hoʻokahi hola.E lawe mai i ka lumi wela ma mua o ka wehe ʻana a lawelawe.Piʻi i ka noho aliʻi.